Wednesday, March 08, 2017

The World's Greatest Healthcare Plan

GOP: We came up with a new healthcare plan.

Donald Trump: What's it called?

GOP: Do you want to know what it is?

Donald Trump: No, I want to know what it's called.

GOP: Uh...who cares?

Donald Trump: I care.

GOP: Why?

Donald Trump: I want to call it the "World's Greatest Healthcare Plan".

GOP: What?

Donald Trump: Do it or I'll press the nuclear.

GOP: It's a great name. The greatest name ever.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Donald trump is the biggest anti-semite in the world

literally, the president of the united states: maybe Jewish people are calling in bomb threats on themselves to make "others" look bad.

this is a horrific, irresponsible, dangerous statement. his refusal to even accept that anti-semitic incidents are occurring already emboldens the neo-nazis. and accusing Jewish people of faking threats and inciting hatred against them takes it to a whole new level of despicable.

but yeah, let's reserve judgment until he actually opens a concentration camp.

Saturday, February 04, 2017

Donald Trump is quintessential Donald Trump merchandise

Things American taxpayers are currently paying for:

1 Melania Trump to stay in NYC because she doesn't want to move into the White House with Donald Trump.

2 Security for Trump Tower, which is a Donald Trump business venture. Most of this is in the form of rental suites for the secret service, payable to Donald Trump. Donald Trump is literally making American taxpayers pay him to protect his own business.

3 Security for Donald Trump's kids to travel all over the world making business deals that will benefit the Trump organization and Donald Trump.

4 Legal fees and the cost of re-adjudicating 100,000 visa cases that were closed due to Donald Trump's illegal executive order.

Donald Trump is exactly like the shit merchandise he sells for a living, marketed towards the right demographic (dumbass, gullible hicks), who will now be paying through the nose for a completely useless product.


Restarting this blog. It's time to fight back.