Wednesday, March 08, 2017

The World's Greatest Healthcare Plan



GOP: We came up with a new healthcare plan.

Donald Trump: What's it called?

GOP: Do you want to know what it is?

Donald Trump: No, I want to know what it's called.

GOP: Uh...who cares?

Donald Trump: I care.

GOP: Why?

Donald Trump: I want to call it the "World's Greatest Healthcare Plan".

GOP: What?

Donald Trump: Do it or I'll press the nuclear.

GOP: It's a great name. The greatest name ever.





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