"You CANNOT go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts without an Indian accent."
Joe Biden (political career 1973 - 2006)
Video here. (via Atrios).
You know, I wouldn't be so offended if it weren't for the fact that we Indians try so goddamn hard to fake an American accent while talking to other Americans, can't we at least get some recognition for our efforts?