Monday, January 23, 2006

Karl Rove promises 2006 will be a "chocolate campaign"

Speaking to reporters outside Ground Zero in New York City, Presidential advisor and Republican campaign strategist Karl Rove said that he envisioned the 2006 senatorial campaign to be a "chocolate campaign".

On being asked what he meant by that statement, Mr Rove replied, "Well, how do you make chocolate? First you milk the 9/11 cow, then add to it the dark chocolate of propaganda bullshit to make it a delicious drink to be swallowed whole by the voting public."

In unrelated news, the Ford Motor company's Truck Division has responded to the challenge posed by the new Dodge Ram extended cab pickup truck by releasing it's own truck model which has a cabin spacious enough to accomodate every Ford employee.

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