Monday, July 18, 2005

The Liar and the Chief

The timeline of the crime:

July 2003 : Unknown traitorous scumbag in the White house discloses and outs undercover CIA agent's name as revenge for her husband pooh-bahing the president's fake yellowcake uranium claim about Iraq.

October 2003 : Karl Rove, presidential advisor and resident forktail, denies involvement.

June 2004 : President George Bush says "Anyone found to have leaked classified information would be fired"

July 2005 : Karl Rove found to have actually been the one who leaked the CIA agent's name to the press. However, it is still in doubt whether the leak actually constituted a "crime" in legal terms, although it certainly did endanger the CIA agent, her mission and anyone associated with her.

July 2005 : President George Bush says "If someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration."

er....wtf George? That's not what you said the first time. You are not gonna go back on your word now are you?

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