New Hampshire, the eccentric state Part III

Earlier, I posted about a New Hampshire guy who was caught hiding inside the toilet bowl in a ladies toilet, letting women crap all over him. The guy now claims to have dropped his wedding ring in the toilet bowl while changing clothes in the ladies toilet. Not withstanding the fact that police, after sifting through the piles of shit did not find anything resembling a wedding ring (You've got to have a monster of a grudge against this guy if you are willing to sift through piles of shit just to put him in prison), it is strange why a man would be changing clothes in a ladies toilet. What, we men don't keep our toilets clean enough? Is that why we are forcing our fellow males to use ladies toilets now?