So children, at a time when our nation is facing one of it's biggest humanitarian crises ever, let's take a look at how our leaders are handling it shall we? (Via WTF)
President George W Bush : Sweeeeeet Hooooooome Aaaaalabama (except Mobile, which is at the bottom of a lake)
Secretary of State Condi Rice : Mmmmm shoes. I so love shoes. Just can't get enough of 'em. Oh yeah, I'll take a coupla those mocassins too. They say it's been raining where I'm going.
"Just moments ago at the Ferragamo on 5th Avenue, Condoleeza Rice was seen spending several thousands of dollars on some nice, new shoes. A fellow shopper, unable to fathom the absurdity of Rice’s timing, went up to the Secretary and reportedly shouted, “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!” Never one to have her fashion choices questioned, Rice had security PHYSICALLY REMOVE the woman."
Vice President Dick Cheney (squatting naked on his bed in Castle Cheney up in the wastelands of Wyoming, blood dripping from his chin) : Mmmmm virgin flesh. My favorite kind.