Friday, September 23, 2005

That was the sound of Bush falling off the wagon

So it seems that after about 20 years of staying sober, Bush has finally fallen off the wagon (via C&L). As in started drinking again. What else would explain this cryptic remark of his at this press conference?

THE PRESIDENT (speaking about the porous border between Syria and Iraq) : blah blah blah ..... And so it's a long border. One of the things is that we need to continue to train the Iraqis to be better controllers of the border, and that's one of the missions that General Casey briefed us on today. Bianca. Nobody named Bianca? Well, sorry Bianca's not here. I'll be glad to answer her question.

Q : I'll follow up.

THE PRESIDENT: No, that's fine. (Laughter.) Thank you though, appreciate it. Just trying to spread around the joy of asking a question.
Q : Mr. President, could we talk more about --

THE PRESIDENT: Are you Bianca?

Q : No, I'm not. Anita -- Fox News.


Q : Just a quick question --

THE PRESIDENT: Okay. I was looking for Bianca. I'm sorry.

Who the fuck is Bianca? What's he babbling about? Why is he looking for Bianca? And more importantly, why does Laura Bush have that homicidal look on her face?

No comments: