Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Political condoms

A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky (via Political Wire, via Raw Story).

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line", said the company spokesman. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

"We are also developing a George Bush condom for budget conscious consumers, which could mistakenly enter the wrong orifice, and a Michael Brown condom which will prolong your experience by delaying your climax", added the spokesman.

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