Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Album Formerly Known As Sean Hannity’s Phone Number

Continuing on our thursday morning tirade against conservative radio host cocksuckers, here's a hilarious bit of news regarding Sean Hannity. Hannity, as anyone who's had the misfortune of turning on Fox News between 9:00 pm and 10:00 pm at night knows, is one of their vilest assmerchants. He also has his own talk show on radio, mostly devoted to enumerating the various ways in which each and every single hair on George W Bush's scrotal sack is more patriotic than all liberals combined.

So apparently a Brooklyn indie band (bless those New Yorkers) called Kids against Combs, decided to name their latest album (via Democratic Underground) after Hannity's home phone number. They were also planning to add Hannity's home address to their cd liner notes.

Hannity apparently sued these good folks who, realizing that even though this would provide them a lot of free publicity, would not be very productive since Hannity since then has changed his phone number anyways.

So now, our enterprising youngsters have changed the name of their album to "The Album Formerly Known As Sean Hannity’s Phone Number ... Currently Sean Hannity Is a Democracy Subverting Douche-Bag." God I love New Yorkers.

In the words of Nelson Muntz, "Ha Ha".

Nelson Muntz expressing joy at someone else's misfortune.

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