Thursday, August 18, 2005

Rush Limbaugh claims Iraq does not exist

Rush Limbaugh, the conservative syndicated radio talk show host, who has reportedly made a career out of hate-mongering and bigotry, commenting on Cindy Sheehan's anti-war protest at George W Bush's ranch at Crawford, Texas said "Cindy Sheehan's story is nothing more than forged documents. There's nothing about it that's real, including the mainstream media's glomming onto it. It's not real. It's nothing more than an attempt."

He continued, "Cindy never had a son. If she never had a son, how could he have been killed in a war? And which war is she talking about anyways? Are we fighting a war? in Iraq? What's an Iraq? Is it an animal, vegetable or mineral? Iraq doesn't exist, ladies and gentlemen, this whole thing is a left-wing conspiracy to slander our good president George Bush."

Doctor Sanjay Gupta, CNN's resident physician, when asked to comment on Rush Limbaugh's detachment with reality said, "Rush Limbaugh, as we know, has been abusing prescription pills for a long time. What happens with these drugs is, they kill all your brain cells and pretty soon, the person is left with nothing but hallucinations and a total disconnect with the living world."

Rush Limbaugh, on being asked to comment on this diagnosis ranted, "Sanjay Gupta? Isnt he Indian? What do these Indians know about anything? All they do is live in teepees, blowing smoke rings and collecting cash from their casinos. In fact, Indians do not even exist. Sanjay Gupta is not real, ladies and gentlemen. It is all a liberal illusion."

In other news, President George W Bush, when asked for comment on the Cindy Sheehan situation, closed his eyes, put his fingers in his ears and repeatedly chanted "I'm going biking, I'm going biking, I'm going biking."

Update: The Rude Pundit's views on the Cindy Sheehan affair.

3 comments:

arZan said...

Oh man

Limbaugh is the pits !! And there are many many more like him here

gawker said...

Apparently in the South, these conservative talk show people are the only ones on the radio. That explains a lot about the South.

Hume's Ghost said...

Well, it helps when Clear Channel and Infinity eliminate your competition for you.