Saturday, August 06, 2005

Smarter when drunk

From Overheard in New York :

Obviously, overheard in New York :

Drunk guy #1: Hey, how come we never banged our neighbor?
Drunk guy #2: Because she's 17 years old!
Drunk guy #1: OK, then why didn't we bang her mom?
Drunk guy #2: Because we're faggots!
Drunk guy #1: OK, then why haven't we banged each other?

--V train

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